The Answers to All Your Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
RATES
QV $125 Half hour $200 Hour $350 90 min $450
Ask about daily discounts! QV and HHR are almost ALWAYS discounted.
If you are a P411 user, please let me know; I'd like to start advertising there but need current users to vouch for me. If you're willing and able to do so, I'm willing to offer a huge discount!
I really don't like hagglers; there are occasions when I can discount my rates - when it is slow, if you become a regular who I see often, etc - but arguing with me; insulting me, my appearance, or my skill level; demanding a discount; or proposing a laughably low amount all are offensive and will result in my refusal to lower my rate at all, and possibly refusing to see you altogether.
DEPOSIT/CANCELLATION/NO SHOW POLICY
I don't normally require a deposit when booking an appointment. However: if you book an appointment and don't show up, and don't text to tell me that you can't make it, you will automatically go on the Deposit List. This means that, should you want to book again, you will be required to send a deposit before I am willing to schedule you.
Deposit is 1/3 of the total donation, sent through Cash App, and is due upon booking. This is not an extra fee; the other 2/3 will be due when your appointment begins.
I lose a lot of money when clients book an appointment and don't show up, and don't bother to tell me they can't make it. When you no call-no show, I'm left with an open spot that I can't fill because I don't know whether you will show up or not. Doing that shows me that you don't respect my time, and if you'll do it once, you'll do it again. Collecting a deposit ensures I won't lose out completely if you decide to not show up again.
Wardrobe Requests
There is a $50 Dress Up Fee for any wardrobe request. This fee is waived if you bring me the outfit you would like to see me wear, and allow me to keep it. (New clothes only; please don't bring used lingerie, that's just gross.) Also, I have put together an Amazon wish list (see link below.) Everything on that list is in the correct size, and is set up to ship directly to me; if you prefer, feel free to have it shipped to you and bring it when we meet.
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/dl/invite/4IOrOQk?ref_=wl_share
Multiple Clients (Threesome/Foursome/Etc):
If your fantasies include the addition of a third or fourth person, you are expected to recruit that extra person; I don't keep spare providers in my closet. That being said, rates change based on many factors, but here are the most regularly proposed combinations:
- Female-female-male: hour minimum, two hour maximum, which would normally calculate to $350x2, or $700/hour. That is my fee, which covers my effort for two people. If you recruit another provider you are responsible for paying her separately. I will, however, usually be able to apply a discount to this situation, making it closer to $600 per hour.
- Male-female-male: hour minimum AND maximum, making it $350x2, or $700 per hour, plus an additional fee of $150, totaling $850; when two straight men team up on one woman, they become competitive, and that woman often gets hurt, even when the men do not intend to be rough; that extra $150 fee covers the two or three days I will be off work following this encounter. I also reserve the right to check clients for weapons and keep my bodyguard close by.
Incall/Outcall
I very much prefer to do incall. If you insist on outcall, these are my requirements:
- hour minimum plus $150 outcall fee, plus Uber both ways, all prepaid through Cash App before I leave my house;
- screening, including a picture of your ID with nothing covered;
- something to prove you are where you are asking me to go (a pic of you standing in front of your hotel plus a pic of you standing in front of your open hotel room door; if I'm going to your house, a piece of mail with your name and address on it.)
In the past, 99% of my outcalls have ended in me being stiffed, stranded, kidnapped, assaulted, or some combination thereof; therefore my outcall requirements are not negotiable.
